Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Quick Review:Black Ops 2 Multiplayer

I used to be a massive fan of the Call of Duty franchise and Christ only knows how many hours of my life I wasted shouting at 10 year old punks that destroyed both my pride and self respect on a regular basis. That all changed last year with the release of MW3. It was a horrible ,horrible game that spat in my face and called me a fat bitch. But like most fat bitches I kept going back to my abusive partner with hope that he's change. The one day I had a moment of clarity and threw that motherfucker out ,swearing I'd never allow him back in my house...and I didn't...until...last weekend.

Steam were doing a free weekend on Black Ops 2, so I decided to jump on and see if I was justified in not following my old routine. Needless to say ,I'm glad I didn't waste a penny on this joke of a game. Between hackers, lag and lag comp, shit graphics and even worse game play , I found the game next to unplayable. I had problems getting games, regular disconnections and getting placed in lobbies where every ones ping was all over the place. Beyond that ,the community were the usual meathead ,fuckwad pubeless cunts out to destroy every one elses enjoyment.

                                                          I lost count of how many times I died

It really is beyond me why any one would play this game at all at this stage. There are far better games out there , that actually work. It feel like Activision know that the fan base are stuck in the abusive relationship and they can throw out any shit and the usual people will eat it up.Even though it tastes like shit and looks like shit , the fans will convince themselves that thing will improve. Meanwhile for every tear you shed and blood vessel you pop, the evil lords of Activison are sitting on their thrones of aborted babies, wanking in your tears and shitting on your dreams.They couldn't give a flying fuck about the fans let alone consumers. Send a message to them and stop playing this shit and stop supporting developers that are too keen to take your(parents / suger daddys) hard earned money. Until people stop buying games from the likes of these people, companies will continue to take advantage of gamers good will and only get more stuck in the belief that they can profit on any shit.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Destroy The Porn

Don't know if any one has played this yet but its a great little game. The story is you die and go to hell, but the devil gives you a chance to return to earth for one minute to destroy all your porn before your mother finds it.

It's very short (about 10mins to play)and free but shows alot of promise and is fairly funny.Wanted more after playing it .Really hope the guys behind it develop it into a full game.

Similar to Super Meatboy but a few twists really elevate it,like getting a shotgun.

You can download it on the developers site http://www.drunkdevs.com/games/2013/2/10/destroy-the-porn.html

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Dead Space:The story so far

So, I recently picked up Dead Space 3 and to my shock and horror, I totally forgot what had happened in the previous two games. Luckily for me there's a small video at the start to catch you up on the plot.
For anyone who hasn't played the first two and might be interested in the story so far here's a short video detailing it.

Over the next day or so I'll have another quick review of it up.


Thursday, January 24, 2013

A NoobZ Adventures in The DayZ

So I Started doing some gaming videos from my perspective, i.e. a useless gamer. Here's the first in my series of DayZ related videos featuring my adventures and ultimately my horrible untimely death at the hands of mindless zombie.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

DayZ Namalsk

I have started messing around abit with editing software and game capture devices. Currently I'm playing a bit of The Day Z on one of the harder maps,Namalsk. The normal Day Z maps are based around survival from zombies and other players and the conditions aren't too tough. Namalsk is a bit different. Normal materials like food and water are harder to come by and because of the freezing temperature ,you have to constantly worry about freezing to death.None of this really matters to me cause I usually spawn near a different type of invisible monster called a Bloodsucker and die within a fre minutes , as can bee seen in the below video. It's my first upload and am in the process of learning how to edit and get the quality better , so hopefully future uploads will be better.